How To Use

Jabberjockeys can be used in three major ways:

1) Automatically
 2) Telephone
 3) Internet



Automatic Mode

In automatic mode, JabberJockeys creates a hands-free way for partners to communicate. A stretch sensor and microprocessor in the front of the briefs detects arousal and passes this information on to the wearer's phone. The phone then relays this information to the parter's phone, which communicates with another microprocessor in the panties. The microprocessor then actives a number of strategically-placed vibrators in the panties, at a level of intensity commensurate to the level of "stretch" achieved in the briefs.



(Diagram of automatic functionality)

Future versions of JabberJockeys will include sensors for heat and galvanic skin response in the panties, as well, so that the woman's physical state can be likewise gauged and communicated to her partner.



Telephone Mode

In telephone mode, JabberJockeys turns into remote-controlled toy. Through a simple phonecall, you can manipulate the motors in your partner's underwear--wherever they may be! Our Asterisk-based phone system allows you to control your partner's vibrating motors with your voice or by pressing buttons. Simply dial the toll-free JabberJockeys number, enter in your partner's code, and begin sending them good vibrations to let them know you are thinking about them. Whether they are in Jamaica or Bombay--they'll get your message loud and clear.



(Diagram of telephone functionality)

When you use your voice, the louder of a sound you make corresponds to the strength of vibration that your partner will feel. When you use the buttons on your phone, you have to power to manipulate each motor on the underwear individually, for a more subtle, teasing interaction.

Using the keypad is simple! All you need to do is enter in a two-digit code.

1 - 4 to select a motor (or press 5 for all motors)
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 1 - 4 to select a speed (or press 0 to stop a motor)

First, choose a motor by pressing 1 through 4, or press five to control all the motors at once. Then choose the intensity of vibration, from 0 to 4. For example, pressing 34 will set the third motor vibrating at the highest setting. Pressing 52 will turn all of the motors on to a gentle hum. Shortly after you've entered in a two-digit code, the panties will start vibrating. If you want to enter another code, just wait for the beep.